As usual, count on the Onion to ask the practical questions. 
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The Onion: Who could you take in a fight?
Conan O'Brien: Let's see, who could I take in a fight? Definitely Ruth
Bader Ginsburg. Have you seen her? Her upper body is very frail. I think I
could take her if she was sleepy and I had a two-by-four. She'd go down
quickly.