Psssst!
Speakeasy this Friday.
Your passphrase is "Now more than ever!"
Yes, we're rolling out the carpet, pulling down the shades and fluffing the pillows again.
Subversive libertarian salon & chill space open an evening for your enjoyment & enlightenment.
(in other words, a party)
This is rumored to be in or around {{3531 16th Street between Market and Sanchez (corner of Prosper alley)}}
For further assistance discreetly dial (415) 621-7932
Don't call from home, your line may be tapped.
We're all criminals now -- revel in your status! Prohibition-era garb and militantly nonconformist attire encouraged. Meat-free snacks and intoxicating substances to supplement our offerings gratefully accepted.
The Department of Parasitic Thieves loves our neighborhood because parking is in short supply. We sometimes find space in the library lot next door, but drive here at your own risk! Suggested alternative is Muni Metro underground to Castro Street, then proceed east down Market to 16th, turn right, and go half a block.