What's next. Prohibition of naked pets?
We wouldn't be offended by seeing all those dog's you-know-what.
BONUS 1: It would be good business for boutique manufactures and pet store owners.
BONUS 2: Automatic poop containment
BONUS 3: Citation revenue, enforcement jobs, court jobs.
What could possibly go wrong? 
Forwarded from another libertarian list:
Ayn Rand put it very well:
"There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government
has is the power to crack down on criminals.
Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them.
One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes
impossible to live without breaking laws."
Ayn Rand, "Atlas Shrugged"
Dick