"Is everyone done freaking out about the 'you know what'... er, the elections? I am so very surprised at the strong emotions shown over failure of Starchild to win a seat on the San Francisco Board of Education. Shocking, he/she/it was clear and concise on all the important issues, yet the electorate was unwise and reacted badly. Many are now wringing their hands,
pulling their hair out and talking loosely about the long drive north."
-Pete Goldie, in a Laughing Squid event announcement for the Odeon bar (the full, rambling, extraneous and amusing text of which may be read below)