Israeli doctor says,
"Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man,
put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says, "That is nothing; we can take
a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in
four weeks."
A Russian doctor says. "In my country,
medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it
in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
A CHICAGO, ILLINOIS doctor, says. "You guys are way
behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of ILLINOIS, put him in the
White House, and within SIX MONTHS, half the COUNTRY is looking for work."
Snicker Snicker Snicker...