I was asked the other day, what the difference was between left and
right. This pretty well explains it.
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he
asked about his bill and the barber replies, "I cannot accept money from
you. I'm doing community service this week." The florist is pleased and
leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you
card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill
the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing
community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card
and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
bill the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm
doing community service t his week." The Republican is very happy and
leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and
a dozen different books, such as "How to Improve Your Business" and
"Becoming More Successful."
Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill
the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing
community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves the
shop.
{Get ready - You're going to laugh out loud}
The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
left and right
Bob