Fox Ousts Ron Paul for Being a Real Republican
Written by Cal Jennings
Story written: 07 May 2007
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Republican Candidate Ron Paul
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New York City - FOX News is trying to deny Republican Ron Paul of Texas the chance to appear in its televised debates, stating, "He looks too old to be on TV, and besides, he's a REAL Republican. The Bush Administration would never approve us putting HIM in the debates."
Ron Paul, who is against the war in Iraq, FOR the Constitution, and who is, for God's sake, a vegan, is hated by the Republican elite. Paul was one of only a handful of Republicans to vote against the illegal invasion of Iraq, contending rightly that the Constitution clearly states that only Congress can declare war.
A FOX spokesperson said, "With a Republican like that as a candidate, the American public would think we were crazy. How can we allow something like that? He stands for real Republican values and doesn't even support the illegal torture of prisoners. How dare he call himself a Republican this day and age?"
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