Feel the quake?

Harland Harrison,

I felt the earthquake, too. Like you, I was sitting in front of a computer
when the quake struck. I'm on the tenth floor of a run down, hell-hole,
rent-controlled apartment building that swayed; I'm surprised this rent-controlled
clunker is still standing. Maybe City Hall can declare San Francisco an
earthquake free zone and penalize Mother Nature for operating an earthquake
machine without proper licensing. (I'm joking.) Unfortunately, I'm sure there are
plenty of voters that think government has the power to stop earthquakes.

All the best,

Don Fields