Gotta admit this is pretty amusing...
Things I trust more than I trust Hillary Clinton:
Mexican tap water.
Farting when I have diarrhea.
Having a drink offered by Bill Cosby.
Michael Jackson's doctor.
Prince's pharmacist.
Half-price gas station Sushi.
Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton.
Playing Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic pistol.
An investment email from a Nigerian prince.
A Ford Pinto with twenty extra jugs of gasoline in the back seat.
And finally - Bill Clinton at a Girl Scout convention...
And some bonus material I wrote in the spirit of "bipartisanship"...
Fictional characters less egotistical than Donald Trump:
Eric Cartman
Emperor Palpatine
Daffy Duck
Mr. Toad (The Wind in the Willows)
The donkey played by Eddie Murphy in the "Shrek" movies
Owen Wilson's character in "Shanghai Noon" and "Shanghai Knights"
The bomb-riding general in "Dr. Strangelove"
Dr. Evil
Brain (from Pinky and the Brain)
Scrappy Doo
Inspector Clouseau
Love & Liberty,
((( starchild )))
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