Another gem from Alex Jones: Juice boxes make you gay

Alex Jones says juice boxes (specifically the straws) make you gay:

It's like he and Glenn Beck are in a battle to the death for the title
of "Craziest Talk Radio Host Who Claims to be Libertarian But Isn't."

Hmm... if those straws make you gay, I can't imagine what effect those long curly straws we used to use as kids must have. You have to suck *really* hard on those to get any liquid out of them. But more alarmingly, I understand that talking to yourself as a child puts you in danger of growing up to be a talk radio host.

Love & Liberty,
        ((( starchild )))

I hope nobody tells him or Beck that Wrigley's is planning to reintroduce 'Juicy Fruit' chewing gum....