a few menu items

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a Restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down
and looked over the menu...

+ Tourist: $5

+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00

+ Fried Explorer: $15.00

+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price
difference for the Politician?'

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full
of %^%^, it takes all morning."