A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a Restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down
and looked over the menu...
+ Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price
difference for the Politician?'
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full
of %^%^, it takes all morning."