62) Wonder drug inspires deep, unwavering love of pharmaceutical companies

The Onion
by staff

"The Food and Drug Administration today approved the sale of the drug
PharmAmorin, a prescription tablet developed by Pfizer to treat
chronic distrust of large prescription-drug manufacturers. Pfizer
executives characterized the FDA's approval as a 'godsend' for
sufferers of independent-thinking-related mental-health disorders. ...
PharmAmorin, available in 100-, 200-, and 400-mg tablets, is
classified as a critical-thinking inhibitor, a family of drugs that
holds great promise for the estimated 20 million Americans who suffer
from Free-Thinking Disorder." [editor's note: Okay, so this actually
is from a satirical site ... but it did get you thinking? - SAT]
(03/06/06)

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/46032