Watch Your Mailbox!
Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package.
It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my ass, 2 discount coupons to KFC, an "Obama Hope & Change" bumper sticker, and a "Blame it on Bush" poster for the front yard. The directions were in Spanish.
Watch for yours soon.
This "joke" appears to have originated in the Republican Party of Rutland County Vermont:
http://www.greenmountaindaily.com/
The reference to tomato seeds might relate to the vulnerability of organic tomatoes to "Late Blight", a disease which, oddly, affects tomatoes and potatoes,
http://www.fluvannamg.org/2012/06/vt-update-on-potato-blight-and-cucurbit-downy-mildew-june-5-2012/
http://www.rodale.com/late-blight-2012
Harland HarrisonLP of San Mateo County CA