So a little light humor every now and then never hurts - afterall, a laugh a day keeps the doctor away - and under Obamacare that's not a bad idea!!! LOL
WHILE SHOPPING IN A FOOD STORE, TWO NUNS HAPPEN TO PASS BY THE BEER COOLER. ONE NUN SAID TO THE OTHER, " WOULDN'T A NICE COOL BEER OR TWO TASTE WONDERFUL ON A HOT SUMMER EVENING."
THE SECOND NUN
ANSWERED, "INDEED IT WOULD SISTER, BUT I WOULD NOT FEEL COMFORTABLE
BUYING BEER AS I AM CERTAIN IT WOULD CAUSE A SCENE AT THE CHECKOUT
STAND."
"I CAN HANDLE THAT WITHOUT A PROBLEM" SHE REPLIED AS SHE
PICKED UP A SIX-PACK AND HEADED FOR THE CHECKOUT
THE CASHIER HAD A SURPRISED LOOK ON
HIS FACE WHEN THE TWO NUNS ARRIVED WITH A SIX-PACK OF BEER. "WE USE BEER FOR WASHING OUR HAIR" THE NUN SAID, "A SHAMPOO, OF SORT, IF YOU WILL."
WITHOUT BLINKING AN EYE, THE CASHIER REACHED UNDER THE COUNTER. PULLED OUT A
PACKAGE OF PRETZEL STICKS AND PLACED THEM IN THE BAG WITH THE BEER.
HE
THEN LOOKED THE NUN STRAIGHT IN THE EYE, SMILED AND SAID, "THE CURLERS
ARE ON THE HOUSE."