Libertarian in _The Onion_

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Libertarian Reluctantly Calls Fire Department
CHEYENNE, WY - After attempting to contain a living-room blaze started by a
cigarette, card-carrying Libertarian Trent Jacobs reluctantly called the
Cheyenne Fire Department Monday. "Although the community would do better
to rely on an efficient, free-market fire-fighting service, the fact is
that expensive, unnecessary public fire departments do exist," Jacobs
said. "Also, my house was burning down." Jacobs did not offer to pay
firefighters for their service.

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