Dear
Employees:
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to
the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and
government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these
increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.
But since we
cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the
economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.
This
has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I
didn't know how to choose who would have to go.
So, this is what I did.
I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper
stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be
the ones to let go.
I can't think of a more fair way to approach this
problem. They voted for change ... I gave it to them. I will see the
rest of you at the annual company picnic.
THE BOSS