Dear All - The latest phone rate changes and why...
Ron Getty
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin all die and go to Hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.
The
devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks
for 5 minutes.When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen
Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished
the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes
him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4
hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to
call the USA so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies: "Since
Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."