A father walks into a restaurant with
his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep
Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going
blue in the face. The father realizes
the boy has swallowed the nickels and
starts slapping him on the back.
The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but
keeps choking. Looking at his son, the
father is panicking, shouting for help. A well-dressed, attractive, and
looking woman in a blue business suit is
sitting at the coffee bar reading a
newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.
At the sound of the commotion, she looks
up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it
counter, gets up from her seat and makes
her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully
drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze
and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.
After a few seconds the boy convulses
violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches
in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the
nickel to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar
without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has
suffered no ill effects, the father
rushes over to the woman and starts
thanking her saying, "I've never seen
anybody do anything like that before, it
was fantastic. Are you a doctor? "
"No" the woman replied. "I'm with the
Internal Revenue Service."
Checked by AVG - www.avg.com
Version: 10.0.1204 / Virus Database: 1435/3471 -
Release Date: 02/27/11