Disastrous News: My Candidates May All Be Kicked Off the Ballot

I certainly am willing to hire an election law attorney in view of this
surprising development. I just placed calls to three election law
attorneys. Only one, Aaron Maslow, answered the phone and he said that he
was too busy to take this case.

The other two just had answering machines, this being a Sunday. I left
messages for them.

If there are any election law attorneys you can recommend, please let me
know.

Sam Sloan