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Too funny! 8) I'm glad the president is still hard at work on counter-intelligence.

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“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
-George W. Bush, speaking to military brass, August 5, 2004.

I suspect he made some of those indecipherable statements when he did not
hear correctly what his prompter told him in his secret earphone.

google for "Bulgegate" or read this URL for example:

http://www.counterpunch.org/lindorff11012004.html

If you listen to the famous "bring em on" quote in Fahrenheit 9-11 you will
understand what I mean. Bush first says that attacks are designed to make
the US leave Iraq prematurely. Then, in response to silence, he says, "I am
not finished". He then start to repeat what he just said, but adding one
word, "there" meaning in Iraq. He stops. Looks confused. And finishes with,
"Well I say, 'Bring em on!'"