An Incident From the Past 'splains Things Today

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See what good news you can get when you facebook it 'splains a lot of things.

The year is 1947
Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60
years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO)
with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just
outside Roswell, New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many
say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal
agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine
months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr..
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.

No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!

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This not true, however. These people were NOT all born in April 1948.
The Roswell incident was, in fact, a government coverup.
The military had lost a top-secret balloon project which floated radar reflectors.
The gov't encouraged the little-green-men stories to keep the people from knowing the truth.
We suffered a quarter century of fear of missiles from the USSR after that.

What bill will help illegal aliens? They deserve to be legal. They should be compensated
for the insanity they have suffered under our government, just because they needed a job.

Harland Harrison
LP of San Mateo County CA